Faithful Scientists Mugs

"This is the one - we want you to pray for this one."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Always with the String Theory."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

COVID Devotion

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

"And a source said let there be light."

'So help me, which god?'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Oh my god!'

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."

"J is the reason for the season."

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

Prophets are up.

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

"Not the God I expected."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"I'm from the Bible - a new publication - and we'd like your first hand account of this event."

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.