Faithful Satirist Mugs

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

"Never mind about me, God. Just bless America, and maybe some of it will trickle down."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Even More Disciples'

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The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'Secondhand smoke.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Out for lunch... GOD