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Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Pop-up Bible.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

TV and man

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Choirboy

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"And a source said let there be light."

Religious man watching religious TV

A blessing in disguise.

'So, read any good book lately?'

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

Prophets are up.

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!"

'Brown or white?'

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

'Yes, that's my final answer!'

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

"Not the God I expected."