Faithful Performer Prints

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"Bravo!"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

A woman playing the flute

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"The amendments are coming next week!"

3D Theatre

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Ballerina

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Your prayer is important to us. Please stay on your knees for the next available God.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

Church: Built by Guilt.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."