Joyful Performer Prints

The Flutist

A woman playing the flute

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

George Michael

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Cow Show Tunes

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dancing Doctor

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Bravo!"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Jazz is Invented

"I can't believe he brought her."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.