Faithful Futurist Pillows

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"I have a new app that tracks my sin-to-repent ratio."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

The Vatican goes electronic.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

AI Safety Officer

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Turing Test Today

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"My brain got hacked!"

Patents office

"So you're saying that by the end of this century tarpits will be phased out and replaced by microwave technology."