Faithful Futurist Mugs

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

"I have a new app that tracks my sin-to-repent ratio."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

The Vatican goes electronic.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

AI Safety Officer

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'Okay - who leaked?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Turing Test Today

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Education Plan

"So you're saying that by the end of this century tarpits will be phased out and replaced by microwave technology."

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."