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'Divine Seating Plans'

The Artist

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Easter Candy Island.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

El Greco

Europa takes a selfie

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Donald Glover

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Alexander Pope

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Modeling gig

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

William Wordsworth

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'