Faithful Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The rock caricature

Running

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Brad Pitt

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Exercise now!

Dog stretching before a walk.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'