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'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Toys in the DVD Player.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Mother CareBaby Gap

"He looks just like your husband."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

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'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'