Faithful Facebookers Prints

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Follow God On Twitter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Interfaith dialogue

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Let's start a small group."

"But how many followers do you have?"

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'