Faithful Eco-friendly T-Shirts

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

Christian and Born again Christian...

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Global Warming.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.