Faithful Dreamers Gifts

Answer to Prayers - NO

'It's not much to ask for God. But then, who am I to say?'

'I asked God for a baby brother - has it come yet?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

Pull and all nighter...

The toothfairy

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

Ladder of Success.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

My Hero

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

A blessing in disguise.

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

'He's been here for as long as anyone can remember.'