Faithful Architect Pillows

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Christian and Born again Christian...

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"I love what you've done with him."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Men's Prayer Group.

Pregnancy Test

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Put it in writing!

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

Power and the Glory tools

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."