Faith Pilgrim Prints

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Sparkling Water

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Get an afterlife!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Holy Bible

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Confusionism'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'