Faith Leader T-Shirts

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"May I pray upon you?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Home depot."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Golfing Bishop.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Priest

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.