Faith Healer Fiction Fan Pillows

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Sumo Love.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Honk if you're holy.

"Hallelujah!"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

'Who's that painted lady?'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Of course I like to base all my characters on real life. For instance the fat useless guy in my last novel was you!'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Growing Churches

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.