Faith And Satire Fan Pillows

'Jonah, I sentence you to six months in whale...'

A surprise in heaven

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Gates of heaven

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Moral Outrage.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Religious toilets.