Fairytale Philosopher Pillows

'The prince and the princess were deeply in love...they were married and they lived happily ever after...for about two months.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Little help?"

The Frog Prince

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Creativity

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Rapunzcow

Clouds

"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

"Love comes and goes, Janet, but this is true co-dependency!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

The dark side of the moon

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"I can't live in a glen that has such a narrow definition of what it is to be elfin."

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

If it were today. . .

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

'Typical media bias. First they label the wolf 'the big BAD wolf' then they only give Little Red Riding Hood's point of view.'