Fairy Light Enthusiast Pillows

Pear Lights

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Pastries and Candy

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill