Fairway Fiend Mugs

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Tee for Two!

The game comes first...

"It's fondue night!"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Golfers lost on the road

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

I warned you to keep it low!

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'