Fairway Funster Mugs

'Not that slowly back...'

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Golf Trash Talk.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Tee for Two!

Football

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Golf

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'What a divot?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."