Fair-weather Philosopher Pillows

"A mass of fair-weather friends are moving ahead of this intense line of thunderstorms, descending upon unsuspecdting acquaintances in sunnier parts of the region!"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Life after death"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

The King In The Rain.

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Contradictory Phil

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I had multiple personalities.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

"High Pressure Area"

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Caution - Poet at work

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"