Fair Foodies Gifts

Line for a funnel cake stand.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Men's cooking'

The Running of the Brie

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Gardener of the Year.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Happy St Pancakes Day!

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

Minnesota State Fair.

Kissing Booth. $1. Sniffing Booth. 1 biscuit.

Tunnel of Fudge!

Smorgasborg

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Wild Honey Maple Turkeys

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

'Pardon the expression, but I'm stuffed.'

"Papi, can you take me to the carnival at the mall?"

"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."

'Local Food for Local People.'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Henry is concerned that someone brought deviled eggs to the church potluck.