Fair Employer Pillows

"The man I marry is gonna make lots of money!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Thanks, Heroes!

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Executive pay.

Time for a Raise

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

"I'd like to speak to you about an unfair labor practices complaint."

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

'Will work for union scale.'

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'

'Union Army'-and all that comes with it!