Fair Hiring Advocate Pillows

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

"We need a union!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

The weight the justice.

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Women Possibilities

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

Thanks, Heroes!

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

Executive pay.

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"