Fair Hiring Advocate Pillows

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

"We need a union!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

The weight the justice.

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Women Possibilities

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Executive pay.

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy