Fair Employer Mugs

"The man I marry is gonna make lots of money!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

Executive pay.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

"I'd like to speak to you about an unfair labor practices complaint."

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

'Will work for union scale.'

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'

Computer causes a strike.

'Union Army'-and all that comes with it!