Fair Work Advocate Mugs

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

"We need a union!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

The weight the justice.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

Thanks, Heroes!

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Executive pay.

Time for a Raise

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.