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"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

"We need a union!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

The weight the justice.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Executive pay.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'