Failed Gardener Sympathizer Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their garden nook or relaxation space with our failed gardener pillows. Soft, amusing, and heartfelt, they’re perfect for those who love to laugh about their gardening adventures.

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'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.' mockup

'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

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An Unexpected Guest.

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!' mockup

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

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'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.' mockup

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

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"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?" mockup

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

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Half-A**ed Publishing Presents... mockup

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

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Paving over the window-box

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"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!" mockup

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

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"How to deal with weeds."

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"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!" mockup

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

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'I'm out of bags.'

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"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?" mockup

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

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'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!' mockup

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

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How to deal with weeds

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For the new gardener.

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"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with." mockup

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

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Snow White.

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I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath. mockup

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

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'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.' mockup

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

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'I thought she'd never shut up!'

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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it." mockup

"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."

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Leaf Blower Showdown.

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'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.' mockup

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

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"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

"This year I'm just planting the little signs." mockup

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

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'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

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"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!" mockup

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

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'Gardens are nothing but trouble. Ask Adam and Eve.'

'Gardens are nothing but trouble. Ask Adam and Eve.' mockup

'Gardens are nothing but trouble. Ask Adam and Eve.'

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"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!" mockup

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

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Failed Gardener Sympathizer Pillows Collection

Failed Gardener Sympathizer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating gardening mishaps and humor—ideal for the gardener who thinks they’ve had enough soil, but still loves to try.

Failed Gardener Sympathizer Prints

Decorate their garden shed or wall with playful prints that acknowledge the hilarious realities of gardening mishaps—celebrating perseverance with a humorous twist.

Failed Gardener Sympathizer T-Shirts

Find the perfect humorous t-shirt for the gardener who’s faced more failures than successes. A fun way to wear your gardening frustrations with pride.