Conflicted Gardener Pillows

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Planting Bird Seed.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"How to deal with weeds."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'I'm out of bags.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

How to deal with weeds

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Pyramid Garden

Football fan

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'