Faculty Fun-times T-Shirts

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'This part was tenure.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Rabbit ears behind boss

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."