Factory Tour Defector Gifts

"You were right - I really didn't want to know how it's made, because that was incredibly boring."

Made in China

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Fragile stamper.

Rust test in progress.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Satis Factory Tour

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

Workers constructing barcodes

'Coal liquefaction plant' 'Oil Solidification plant'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Factory Smoke

"It's a little stuffy in here, don't you think?"

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

CORN.

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

Sugar production