Factory Life T-Shirts

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

Next Place Heaven

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Time Out For Teddy

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Idle parts

Congratulations Strike Over!

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Nuclear waste.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives