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'Tell me...what IS in the pipeline?'

Folding Container.

Busy Afternoon in the Whitebait Factory

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Factory Rejects Inc.

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

Don't forget, this way up!

The grass is always redder on the other side for you, isn't it Daisy?

"I also thought it would be impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job."

"Great news, men! Despite the layoffs, productivity is up!"

After nearly thirty years, Mike and Paul's friendship is put to the test.

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Time Out For Teddy

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.