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As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

Polluted geese

My brilliant career

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'One day this will all be yours.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

I'd like to replace him with a computer, but we can't find out what he does.

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Gesundheit."

'We can always use an extra hand in accounting.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

Muscle Steroids.

Acme Coffee Co.

"The computer in the main office says you need to be fired but it didn't say why."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

"The position you've applied for does employ some osmosis."