Factory Life Commentator Pillows

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

Polluted geese

My brilliant career

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'One day this will all be yours.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

I'd like to replace him with a computer, but we can't find out what he does.

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Gesundheit."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'We can always use an extra hand in accounting.'

"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"The computer in the main office says you need to be fired but it didn't say why."

Muscle Steroids.

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Rose colored glasses.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'