Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'
Factory Farming Critic Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that promote humane farming and sustainability messages—comfort meets activism.
Polluted geese
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
A boy who loves cows/burgers
Niche Extracurriculars
"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."
"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."
"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."
"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."
Muscle Steroids.
"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."
"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."
'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'
As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.
"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."
'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'
'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'
'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'
Some other drugs you may enjoy.
Bar Code Harvester
Milk Machine
'Forget about going home to roost, I say let's live a little and party!'
"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"
'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'
"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."
One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.
No cows were harmed in the making of this beefburger.
Do you realize failed and shortsighted industrial policy is frying mother earth? Global warming will destroy us all. Your Uncle Mort? Right out front. We'll all be cooked! Do I have time for lunch?
Gross pig size!
I think we need to come to terms with the fact that our God is a cr**py God!
Veal Crates
Battery Hens.
'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'
"How's this? A refinery in Texas has an infestation of crickets."
'I'm Loving the 'Group Hug!''
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