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Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

PROBLEM AREAS

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Movember

"How long were you in that headstand?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Clock Tower Shadow

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Dating is so expensive...

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'Believe it or not, my husband finds my goatee very attractive...'

How to wear a false moustache.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

Virtual Super-Model.