Fablistic Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

I quilt therefore I am

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Book Worm

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

King Madras

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Telephone Box

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

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