Fablistic Tech Enthusiast Gifts

'Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

I quilt therefore I am

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Book Worm

King Madras

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Telephone Box

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight