Eyelid Battler Prints

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'How long did you try before calling?'

fish in a bottle...

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Heat and Food Poisoning

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Tennis Player.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.