Eyelid Battler Mugs

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Drone Spray

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

fish in a bottle...

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

No fly zone

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Tennis Player.

Heat and Food Poisoning

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.