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Aye, the prisoner looks very nice - but that's not what I meant by 20 lashes.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Sheep In Curlers

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Face Mask Romance

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"She made her hat in rehab."

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."