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"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Face Mask Romance

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"It's dress down day!"

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Hey, I think you've got my tie!

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

"She made her hat in rehab."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

In space, no-one can hear you scream.