Eye Surgery Consultation Pillows

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

OMG.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Optometrist Humor

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

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"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."