Extremism T-Shirts

"They have fringe beliefs but appear normal in order to maximize shock value when they start spouting them."

Hate Platforms

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Privates Beach"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Mind if I join you?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Award-Winning Photographer.

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

The Sports Fanatic

Popular Culture

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"Hey! Pipe down over there! Can't you read the subtitle?"

Extrovert/Introvert.

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

White Water Cookery

"Water...Water..."

"Hat crimes"

'No, you can't join us.'

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'Ok, let me in. I promise I won't be late again.'

Social Butterfly

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"I tried victimless crime, but I'm a people person."