Extreme Survivalist T-Shirts

Dress them in fun and bold survival-themed tees that showcase their love for outdoor adventures and self-reliance—great for their next trek or casual day at home.

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"Water...Water..."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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Desert Island Meals.

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'Thank-you God.'

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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'Arf! Arf!'

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"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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Desert Island Mishap

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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Just a little seasoning...

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in" mockup

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

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Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

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Help! Send fishing tackle!

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'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

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Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island. mockup

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

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"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

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'Do you have to be so melodramatic?' mockup

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

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Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure?? mockup

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

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Running out of Gas.

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Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit... mockup

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

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Island and man

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Extreme Survivalist T-Shirts Collection

Extreme Survivalist Mugs

Explore our collection of survivalist-inspired mugs—fun, witty, and crafted for outdoor lovers who enjoy a good brew before their next expedition.

Extreme Survivalist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add a touch of adventure-inspired decor to their home or camping setup.

Extreme Survivalist Prints

Browse our selection of survivalist prints—perfect for decorating their space with humor and inspiration from the wild.