Extreme Sports Humorist Pillows

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

The Golfing Accident

"How should we divide the teams?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Trojan Hurdler.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.