Extreme Scientist T-Shirts

'Hey, want to join the lab Extreme Skateboarding team?'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Early cyborg.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Go ahead and dissect me

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

100k Desert Crawl

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."