Extreme Scientist Pillows

'Hey, want to join the lab Extreme Skateboarding team?'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Early cyborg.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

100k Desert Crawl

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Double Bass Jumpers.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"